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FML: The Forum Edition Fuck My Life

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#1 Posted 23 June 2010 - 07:09 PM

In case no one knew what the term FML meant (no it's not Furious Midget Lesbians) it stands for Fuck My Life. There's also a website called Fmylife.com in which members post (true?) stories on why their current day/life sucks. I think having this here can be fun, also, let's try and be truthful about some situations that have sucked recently. Here's a basic format of how it's done:

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Today, I went to a fair with my friends. We were walking through the fun house with all the weird mirrors. I looked in the first mirror and said, "I look huge in this mirror!" My friend then had to point out to me that it was a regular mirror. FML


So pretty much, your misfortune is everyone elses entertainment. So without further adue:

I went to the liquor store today to purchase some beer, the cashier had asked me for ID. I showed her my ID and she thought it was fake, so she asked for another ID, in which I shown her my license. Afterward, she called the cops and made me wait at the store for an hour. FML
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#2 Posted 24 June 2010 - 02:47 PM

Today, I got on TKK and I read this thread. FML

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#3 Posted 24 June 2010 - 05:13 PM

View PostTokugawa_Ronin, on 24 June 2010 - 02:47 PM, said:

Today, I got on TKK and I read this thread. FML


Today, TS posted my thoughts exactly before I could. FML
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#4 Posted 24 June 2010 - 07:13 PM

Today I found out that I may be a father (again) FML.
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#5 Posted 25 June 2010 - 08:33 PM

Today I took a stinky dump. FML
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#6 Posted 25 June 2010 - 09:16 PM

Today, I slammed my pinky finger in a door without opening or closing it. FML



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#7 Posted 25 June 2010 - 10:41 PM

Today I had a day off and lead my tragically uneventful days off where I just chill, walk to the bank to deposite some money, go back home, pop in a movie with some pop corn, and enjoy having the house to myself for the next 8 hours (give or take), and walk around with nothing but my underwear on because that's what i do to recharge my social batteries. Then I proceed to kick my feet up and paint my toe-nails. Not because I'm a flaming homo, but because I've always had a curiosity as to what my toe-nails would look like painted, and with no one home all inhibitions are gone. Then I decided to draw myself a hot bath and wash myself down with an exfoliating scrub.

Fuck My Life is beautiful.

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#8 Posted 25 June 2010 - 11:23 PM

I read this thread and saw Jade was having a much more badass life than me.

FML.
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#9 Posted 26 June 2010 - 04:39 AM

Today I found out my sister wants to shank me out of jealously....


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#10 Posted 26 June 2010 - 08:34 AM

today, I got a friend request from a douche pedophile. FML

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#11 Posted 26 June 2010 - 08:45 AM

Today I found out that I'll be missing the guest appearance of Daisuke Ishiwatari at Anime Expo. FML
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#12 Posted 26 June 2010 - 01:56 PM

View PostSaku, on 26 June 2010 - 08:45 AM, said:

Today I found out that I'll be missing the guest appearance of Daisuke Ishiwatari at Anime Expo. FML


Thats why you need to go to Anime Expo!!! We get all the good Guest Appearances!
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#13 Posted 26 June 2010 - 06:25 PM

Today I am still suffering from the sunburn on my face, entire chest, upper back, shins, and the tops of my feet. I hurt. Everywhere.

FUCK MY LIFE!!! :chocolate:
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#14 Posted 27 June 2010 - 05:36 PM

Today, I had the runs so I ran to the bathroom, and little did I know there was no toilet paper. FML
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#15 Posted 27 June 2010 - 06:16 PM

My grandma's neighbor had up a goddamn Christmas wreath with a yellow-jacket nest in it and one stung me when I walked by. FML.
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#16 Posted 30 June 2010 - 06:41 PM

Today I learned the nail of the pinky finger I did not smash in a door may come off... FML



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#17 Posted 30 June 2010 - 07:16 PM

Today I e-mailed the dean of my college about changing schools (with my university) and majors. Shit is scary. FML
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#18 Posted 30 June 2010 - 08:58 PM

Today I saw Eclipse in theaters... I found myself somewhat entertained. FML
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#19 Posted 01 July 2010 - 01:08 AM

Today I got the mental image of Strax jizzing all over Taylor Launter and Robert Pattison.

F.M.L


(Because really, it's not like Kirstin Stewart could entertain anyone even slightly)


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#20 Posted 02 July 2010 - 09:21 AM

Today, I was reminded that this topic exists. FML

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