F one. Marry one. Kill one.

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F one. Marry one. Kill one.

Mr. Devious
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#1 Posted 24 May 2010 - 12:36 PM

Simple.... One person posts 3 people. (Anyone... ) And the next poster posts who they would F*ck, Marry, or Kill out of the three suggestions, then posts a new set of 3 people.

I'll just start.

Lady Gaga

Sandra Bullock

Kim Kardashian.

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T_R: DAMMIT BEEBS
T_R: NO YINZING
T_R: :FFFF:
Beebs: I yinzed in your dad's asshole, so shut up.

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Mr. Devious
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#41 Posted 30 July 2010 - 11:18 AM

Kill a Pimp Named Slickback

F Tom Dubois :icame:

Marry Robert Grandadd Freeman

SouljaBoy

Justin Bieber

Ke$ha

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T_R: DAMMIT BEEBS
T_R: NO YINZING
T_R: :FFFF:
Beebs: I yinzed in your dad's asshole, so shut up.

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#42 Posted 30 July 2010 - 02:18 PM

fuck Ke$ha... due to being the only actual female, technically.

marry Soulja Boy, cuz he loolagoukuu

kill Justin Bieber, because he's fucking annoying.

Felicia Day

Emma Thompson

Wilma Flintstone.

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#43 Posted 06 August 2010 - 03:01 AM

Fuck Felicia Day. She's cute, I suppose.

Marry Emma Thompson. Srsly, I'm married to Trelawney, and the woman who tried to kill Harold Crick. I'm awesome! :chocolate:

Kill Wilma Flinstone. Because, sorry, I can't really have sexual intercourse with or marry a cartoon character from the 60's.

Let's see... How about a classic, and my two favorite porn stars? :awesome:

I'll provide pictures, as Googling would be very very NSFW.

Marilyn Monroe

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Eve Lawrence

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Sora Aoi

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No one remixes like Gaston
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Tokugawa_Ronin
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#44 Posted 06 August 2010 - 10:03 AM

Fuck Eve Lawrence- :icame:

Marry Sora Aoi- so I could fuck her again

kill Marilyn, because she's already dead anyway. :kanye:

EDIT- and I really don't like blondes

EDIT2- forgot the rest.

Emma Watson

Emma Stone

Emily Browning.

:icame:

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Mr. Devious
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#45 Posted 06 August 2010 - 11:34 AM

Fuck Emma Stone.

Marry Emma Watson, cuz she knows magic. Duh.

And kill Emily Browning :ffff:

Eva Mendez

Paris Hilton

Snooki

XD

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T_R: DAMMIT BEEBS
T_R: NO YINZING
T_R: :FFFF:
Beebs: I yinzed in your dad's asshole, so shut up.

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#46 Posted 04 September 2010 - 09:41 PM

Dammit, no fair!

I guess, eff Paris, Marry Eva, and kill Snooki. I guess. I'd rather have nothing to do with any of them.

Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Connelly

Jennifer Anniston

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#47 Posted 04 September 2010 - 09:52 PM

Jennifer Garner- Marry

Jennifer Connelly- Fuck

Jennifer Anniston- Kill with fire

Hagrid

Dumbledore

Mcgonagall

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#48 Posted 23 September 2010 - 04:37 PM

F Dumbledore, Marry Hagrid, Kill McGonnagal.

HardGay

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Michael Cera

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Michaela Conlin

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#49 Posted 24 September 2010 - 04:31 AM

Easy.

Fuck Michaela

Marry Hard gay

Kill Cera

Yoko Ono
Courtney Love
Alfred Hitchcock

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: Nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it

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#50 Posted 03 October 2010 - 06:21 PM

F Yoko

Marry Alfred. [he's alfred freakin' hitchcock. >.>]

Kill Courtney.

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#51 Posted 06 October 2010 - 08:48 PM

Didn't give another set of Three people.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino

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And This Guy

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#52 Posted 07 October 2010 - 12:09 PM

Marries The Situation thing, then tell him to put a bomb beside a trash compactor and to go wait for me in the limousine.
Efs The flexible man then tell him to sit at the trash compactor commands and process the luxury car.
Kills the Snoozy by smashing her head on the remote controller that's on concrete.

Socrate
Jesus
John of "contrats de gars"