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#1 Posted 01 February 2010 - 01:40 AM

Not from my sister this time, and not as lulzy, but... I was just like wat.



wtf. i mean really? the grammy's were really good. (: but they blew it giving Taylor swift that damn award for album of the year. people need to quit babying her and give the award to beyonce. i mean, you cant keep putting them in the same category. kanye should have been there cuz "forever" wasnt the same without him....

I KNO THEY JUS CUT HIM ALL OUT!!!!!!! and if he was there i kno he would have been up on that stage talkin bout taylor dont need np damn grammy!!!!!! give dat shit to beyonce!!!

lmfao! yes, that wasnt even cool of them, drake could did a different song or something. and damn that lil taylor. i miss kanye. its her fault he wasnt there cuz she took him to court about the vma's. so hes tryna stay outta the media. & beyonce's a bad bitch so, aint nobody hatin on taylor so if anyone thinks that, they are wrong. shes weak.they coulda even gave it to the freakin bleck eyed peas. i mean, really grammy's. wtf? dang, i just got mad all over again.






IT'S ALL TAYLOR SWIFT'S FAULT THAT KANYE WEST WAS A DOUCHE AND INTERRUPTED HER SPEECH AND WAS A TOTAL JACKASS HOW DARE THAT BITCH

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Samurai_Unknown™ : :isay: Good Lord! What are Sir Straxton and Sir Sora of the Kingdom Key doing to each other?
Miss Ninja : Sir, I think we are far better off remaining uncertain of such events. :isay:
Samurai_Unknown™ : ... and so Lady Becky and Lord Marcus Radbury Bennington XIV enjoyed another glass of tea, keeping their minds of the unnatural acts their dear friends were committing.

Beebs said:

Icky, you have more sand in your vagina right now than Shorty could ever manage to collect. :awesome:

Beebus said:

(Psst. I don't really like his story, I'm just saying that to get in his bony pants By which means I plan to sever his penis and then Becky will break up with him and come crying to me and ask to be my girlfriend, and I'll be all "Bitch please, not even that Big Black Cock make you gay enuff for me" and she'll cry and start perioding all over the flood, and she'll give birth to all her designing secrets, and I'll finally be the best GFXer at TKK........... PSSSSSSSST.)

Cypher, on Jan 13 2010, 07:26 PM, said:

OMG YOU GUISE ARE DICKS STOP MOVING MY NARUTO SPOILERS OUT OF INTELLIGENT DISCUSSIONS IT'S IMPORRRTANNNNTTTT

#21 Posted 06 February 2010 - 04:32 PM

This one is just O.O WTF?!?!

v Best Quote in TKK HISTORY v

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Miss Ninja, on 13 April 2010 - 04:15 PM, said:

No.

1. Becky and Tristan and Osaka and KK_S and TR decide it would be funny to prank SM to get him back for his prank April Fool's Day last year.
2. Becky and Tristan make Osaka appear to be an administrator in order to make SM furious. We planned to have Osaka tell him on Wednesday that it was all a prank.
3. Osaka decides to tell SM that it was a prank before then.
4. The two of them decide it would be funny to prank Tristan and me back with SM flipping out and ragequitting.
5. SM fails. Hard.
6. We ban SM for failing so hard.
7. Everyone who isn't in on the joke puts in their two cents about how lame SM is.
8. SM is unbanned, Osaka is "deadmined."
9. SM is still here, and still fails. Hard.
10. Everyone not involved bitches and moans about the lame prank. We continue not caring. SM continues failing.


Does that clear everything up?

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#22 Posted 06 February 2010 - 07:36 PM

That one is just pure win is what it is.

SHE NEEDED TO FUCKING FLUSH!

Sofa Queef!


Credit to Emmy and Jadey for sigs<3

#23 Posted 07 February 2010 - 02:04 AM

#24 Posted 07 February 2010 - 04:57 AM

This is possibly the best thing ever:

:||.areyouabreckgirl.twitter.dA.lastfm.FM.||:

#25 Posted 07 February 2010 - 03:11 PM

Miss Ninja, on 05 February 2010 - 10:14 PM, said:

But how much will god fine me?

He will fine you your soul. That is the minimum for speeding. Maybe running was a bad idea.

^Beebs is pretty cool, I guess.^

Respect lists aren't my style.

#26 Posted 07 February 2010 - 05:37 PM

Beebs, on 07 February 2010 - 04:57 AM, said:

This is possibly the best thing ever:

wow lauren. wow.
how can people actually believe such things?

also
dont have a pic, but i saw a funny convo the other day
it was basically a huge argument between two girls. there were stabbing threats, sorties of fights, FU's, etc.
then some other girl basically said "hey guys stop fighting" and they said "we're just kidding. lolz."

......wut

#27 Posted 08 February 2010 - 09:41 PM

I love guillible people on Facebook, its almost as good as trollin' kids on MapleStory! :B

In light of last night how about some rageee.

#28 Posted 10 February 2010 - 06:18 PM

#29 Posted 15 February 2010 - 12:41 AM

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Samurai_Unknown™ : :isay: Good Lord! What are Sir Straxton and Sir Sora of the Kingdom Key doing to each other?
Miss Ninja : Sir, I think we are far better off remaining uncertain of such events. :isay:
Samurai_Unknown™ : ... and so Lady Becky and Lord Marcus Radbury Bennington XIV enjoyed another glass of tea, keeping their minds of the unnatural acts their dear friends were committing.

Beebs said:

Icky, you have more sand in your vagina right now than Shorty could ever manage to collect. :awesome:

Beebus said:

(Psst. I don't really like his story, I'm just saying that to get in his bony pants By which means I plan to sever his penis and then Becky will break up with him and come crying to me and ask to be my girlfriend, and I'll be all "Bitch please, not even that Big Black Cock make you gay enuff for me" and she'll cry and start perioding all over the flood, and she'll give birth to all her designing secrets, and I'll finally be the best GFXer at TKK........... PSSSSSSSST.)

Cypher, on Jan 13 2010, 07:26 PM, said:

OMG YOU GUISE ARE DICKS STOP MOVING MY NARUTO SPOILERS OUT OF INTELLIGENT DISCUSSIONS IT'S IMPORRRTANNNNTTTT

#30 Posted 15 February 2010 - 01:55 AM

No one remixes like Gaston

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#31 Posted 15 February 2010 - 03:05 PM

Straxton, on 15 February 2010 - 01:55 AM, said:

Spamalot's stickied topics are so damn necessary.

#32 Posted 15 February 2010 - 04:55 PM

#33 Posted 15 February 2010 - 04:57 PM

Misty, on 15 February 2010 - 04:55 PM, said:

This isn't Facebook, but we're kind of mocking stupid people on the internet in here so I thought I would post this:

http://answers.yahoo...12124855AAHDP4J

I laughed and laughed and laughed, especially at all of the Twilight jokes.

Oh god. This person is going to be a FATHER.

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Samurai_Unknown™ : :isay: Good Lord! What are Sir Straxton and Sir Sora of the Kingdom Key doing to each other?
Miss Ninja : Sir, I think we are far better off remaining uncertain of such events. :isay:
Samurai_Unknown™ : ... and so Lady Becky and Lord Marcus Radbury Bennington XIV enjoyed another glass of tea, keeping their minds of the unnatural acts their dear friends were committing.

Beebs said:

Icky, you have more sand in your vagina right now than Shorty could ever manage to collect. :awesome:

Beebus said:

(Psst. I don't really like his story, I'm just saying that to get in his bony pants By which means I plan to sever his penis and then Becky will break up with him and come crying to me and ask to be my girlfriend, and I'll be all "Bitch please, not even that Big Black Cock make you gay enuff for me" and she'll cry and start perioding all over the flood, and she'll give birth to all her designing secrets, and I'll finally be the best GFXer at TKK........... PSSSSSSSST.)

Cypher, on Jan 13 2010, 07:26 PM, said:

OMG YOU GUISE ARE DICKS STOP MOVING MY NARUTO SPOILERS OUT OF INTELLIGENT DISCUSSIONS IT'S IMPORRRTANNNNTTTT

#34 Posted 15 February 2010 - 05:01 PM

v Best Quote in TKK HISTORY v

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Miss Ninja, on 13 April 2010 - 04:15 PM, said:

No.

1. Becky and Tristan and Osaka and KK_S and TR decide it would be funny to prank SM to get him back for his prank April Fool's Day last year.
2. Becky and Tristan make Osaka appear to be an administrator in order to make SM furious. We planned to have Osaka tell him on Wednesday that it was all a prank.
3. Osaka decides to tell SM that it was a prank before then.
4. The two of them decide it would be funny to prank Tristan and me back with SM flipping out and ragequitting.
5. SM fails. Hard.
6. We ban SM for failing so hard.
7. Everyone who isn't in on the joke puts in their two cents about how lame SM is.
8. SM is unbanned, Osaka is "deadmined."
9. SM is still here, and still fails. Hard.
10. Everyone not involved bitches and moans about the lame prank. We continue not caring. SM continues failing.


Does that clear everything up?

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#35 Posted 15 February 2010 - 05:07 PM

#36 Posted 15 February 2010 - 08:29 PM

#37 Posted 16 February 2010 - 06:59 PM

Also,

No one remixes like Gaston

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#38 Posted 16 February 2010 - 09:51 PM

#39 Posted 16 February 2010 - 11:41 PM

No one remixes like Gaston

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#40 Posted 16 March 2010 - 07:02 PM

I just saw this on a Facebook page for one of my school's sports teams:

xD