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#1 Posted 10 January 2010 - 10:50 PM

Give bad advice to the person above you. Then ask a question for the next poster to answer, and so on. Giving good advice is against the rules. Make sense? Let's start.

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Help! My 3 month-old son just drank some antifreeze. What should I do?

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ThisWasValid
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#41 Posted 19 January 2010 - 02:07 AM

Pick a side and go to war.

It's getting a bit too hot in here.... no really... I think this maybe a cause of internal combustion.

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#42 Posted 19 January 2010 - 02:58 PM

Jump in a Volcano, balanace the temperature increase.

My PS3 broke, and I'm too angry to fix it.

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#43 Posted 20 January 2010 - 06:01 PM

Buy an XBox 360, and then break that. Maybe they'll fuse into Super Android 13 and you can play that.

Guys, I accidentally the whole thing!
What do I do?!

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#44 Posted 20 January 2010 - 08:20 PM

LYING DOWN GAME, GO.

Fuck! MY LAUNDRY CAME OUT ALL PINK.

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#45 Posted 21 January 2010 - 06:54 AM

Burn all your cloths and walk around naked!

There's a very big black thing looking at me what do I do?

My allies call me hero, my enemies call me death.
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#46 Posted 21 January 2010 - 07:02 AM

Flush it!

My weiner is too small to impress the ladies. What do I do!?

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#47 Posted 22 January 2010 - 08:18 AM

Impress Midgets! :hump:

I flushed the big black thing but more appeared what now?

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#48 Posted 22 January 2010 - 05:34 PM

Stick it in a cup, find a lady friend and eat it.... from each other's mouths.

I I can't find my "late christmas gift" for my friend who's coming over in a few hours. (perhaps I just never bought it?) WHAT DO I DO!?

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#49 Posted 26 January 2010 - 03:20 PM

Poop in a box, wrap it up like a present, and act like you're crazy! Then they'll feel bad for you instead of being mad at you!

I had my phone in my pocket while doing the dirty with Becky, and I accidentally dialed my grandma's number, and she heard the whole thing! How do I fix this predicament?! :noes:

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#50 Posted 26 January 2010 - 04:11 PM

You put her on speaker phone next time

I ate a piece of candy and it tasted like tomatoes :despair:

Why did it taste like tomatoes D:

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#51 Posted 27 January 2010 - 12:47 AM

I pooted on it. :3
Those were some nasty tomatoes last night.

How do I know Cliff's name?

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#52 Posted 27 January 2010 - 07:03 PM

By playing this game wrong and getting banned! :noes:

Guys, my glasses broke today. What should I do now? [/truestory]

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#53 Posted 16 February 2010 - 12:58 PM

Offer them to an obscure God of discord and ill-intent. Then, voodoo.

Gais, my laptop is TOO awesome. How do I make it fit in with the losers of society?

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#54 Posted 16 February 2010 - 08:58 PM

Break it.

TKK is slowly taking over my life. How do I fix this!?

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#55 Posted 16 February 2010 - 09:59 PM

Demand a solution to the problem of "Waaah, I can't block this person's shouts, FIX THIS!" and threaten to crash our server. Then you'll be banned, no problem! :cookiemonster:

There's only one can of Dr Pepper left, and I don't want Becky to take it... What do I do to make sure it's mine forever and always?

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#56 Posted 16 February 2010 - 10:27 PM

Shove it up your ass...
Without lube...
But not before opening the can.
:teehee:

My mom's blasting God music downstairs, and it's... not good. It's basically white people thinking they can sing soul. Help my ears plz.

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#57 Posted 16 February 2010 - 10:57 PM

JOIN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH IT IS FILLED WITH WHITE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN SING LADY GAGA

I just fucked a hooker, and due to my poor performance, she actually killed herself with the knife I happened to be holding. Is it wrong for me to take her money?

^Beebs is pretty cool, I guess.^

Respect lists aren't my style.
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#58 Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:12 AM

No, in fact it's common courtesy. It's also customary that, after you take money from a hooker who happened to die near you, you steal a police car and rampage through the city. If you kill at LEAST fifteen people before dying, you get an extra life, and you'll wake up perfectly fine next to the nearest hospital.

Guys, I just revealed my secret Pokemon bedroom fantasies to my wife, and now she tells me she wants something called a... divorse? Where can I buy one for her and does this mean she likes Pokemon in a sexual way too?

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#59 Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:16 AM

Divorse is a type of Pokemon from the unrevealed Gen 5. This means she wants to roleplay with you because she also gets aroused by Pokemon. So find a Pokemon costume and corner her in the bedroom. Approach her with something along the lines of, "would you do ANYTHING for your MASTER?" That'll REALLY get her going. If she says she doesn't want it, don't worry- she's just playing hard to get. Pokemon can't tell anyone what happened anyway, so you'll be fine.

I have to go to work in the morning, but I don't want to go to sleep. What should I do?

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OMG YOU GUISE ARE DICKS STOP MOVING MY NARUTO SPOILERS OUT OF INTELLIGENT DISCUSSIONS IT'S IMPORRRTANNNNTTTT

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#60 Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:22 AM

Take a LOT of sleeping pills, and wash them down with a couple bottles of hard liquor.
Don't worry, this sleep will be really deep and relaxing, plus you won't have to go to work in the morning!

I have this itch on my back, but it's in a really awkward place that neither of my hands can reach. How do I scratched back? \O_o/

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