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I kill you dead.

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#1 Posted 15 June 2009 - 12:17 AM

Not five minutes ago, I finally killed the bird. The bird being the fucking animal that WOULD NOT stop *tweeting*. So.....I killed it....with a paint ball gun. It is now lying on the street and I will have to remember to put gasoline on it, light it and then run it over tomorrow morning. But now....I can sleep.....
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#2 Posted 15 June 2009 - 12:20 AM

The bird will come eat you while you sleep.
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#3 Posted 15 June 2009 - 12:32 AM

View PostPissflap, on Jun 15 2009, 05:17 AM, said:

Not five minutes ago, I finally killed the bird. The bird being the fucking animal that WOULD NOT stop *tweeting*. So.....I killed it....with a paint ball gun. It is now lying on the street and I will have to remember to put gasoline on it, light it and then run it over tomorrow morning. But now....I can sleep.....



I'm probably going to hell for this but. Sweet.
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View Postmew ichigo, on Jul 31 2009, 01:15 AM, said:

Dr. Feelgood sure is popular with the ladies. He must live up to his name.

Not really, they called him Sir Shorty for a reason.


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#4 Posted 15 June 2009 - 12:42 AM

View PostNina, on Jun 14 2009, 10:32 PM, said:

View PostPissflap, on Jun 15 2009, 05:17 AM, said:

Not five minutes ago, I finally killed the bird. The bird being the fucking animal that WOULD NOT stop *tweeting*. So.....I killed it....with a paint ball gun. It is now lying on the street and I will have to remember to put gasoline on it, light it and then run it over tomorrow morning. But now....I can sleep.....



I'm probably going to hell for this but. Sweet.


I think you mean TWEET.....


Sorry for the lame pun. :(
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#5 Posted 15 June 2009 - 12:47 AM

Lmfao you shot it with a paintball gun. Not trying to make the religious sinful pun but once i nailed a bug to a piece of wood and let it burn. Never ran it over. Tell me how it works out.
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#6 Posted 15 June 2009 - 12:50 AM

View PostSir Shorty, on Jun 15 2009, 05:42 AM, said:

View PostNina, on Jun 14 2009, 10:32 PM, said:

View PostPissflap, on Jun 15 2009, 05:17 AM, said:

Not five minutes ago, I finally killed the bird. The bird being the fucking animal that WOULD NOT stop *tweeting*. So.....I killed it....with a paint ball gun. It is now lying on the street and I will have to remember to put gasoline on it, light it and then run it over tomorrow morning. But now....I can sleep.....



I'm probably going to hell for this but. Sweet.


I think you mean TWEET.....


Sorry for the lame pun. :(



Its okay man. I forgive you.
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View Postmew ichigo, on Jul 31 2009, 01:15 AM, said:

Dr. Feelgood sure is popular with the ladies. He must live up to his name.

Not really, they called him Sir Shorty for a reason.


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#7 Posted 15 June 2009 - 05:57 AM

Being cruel to animals is the sign of a sociopath.
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"This name contains too many periods." I don't think that's biologically possible.


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#8 Posted 15 June 2009 - 06:15 AM

View PostOsaka, on Jun 15 2009, 11:57 AM, said:

Being cruel to animals is the sign of a sociopath.


OF course most of us get over that during childhood and move up to humans.
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#9 Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:58 AM

View PostOsaka, on Jun 15 2009, 06:57 AM, said:

Being cruel to animals is the sign of a sociopath.


Meh. I can live with that...

I apparently didn't have any gasoline left...so I used lighter fluid.

T'WAS AWESOME! It more exploded then just burned. There was just a pile of ashes left when I ran it over. I thought it was a very satisfying ending to the birds life.
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#10 Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:00 AM

Lmfao it exploded. That is kinda funny as cruel as it is. EPIC WIN! Humans-1 Bird-EPIC ZERO!
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#11 Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:53 PM

View PostOsaka, on Jun 15 2009, 05:57 AM, said:

Being cruel to animals is the sign of a sociopath.

However, making fun of animal cruelty is the sign of a humor sociopath.

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#12 Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:11 AM

View PostStraxton, on Jun 16 2009, 04:53 AM, said:

View PostOsaka, on Jun 15 2009, 05:57 AM, said:

Being cruel to animals is the sign of a sociopath.

However, making fun of animal cruelty is the sign of a humor sociopath.

:awesome:


IT'S MENSTRUTACULAR!
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"This name contains too many periods." I don't think that's biologically possible.


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#13 Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:23 AM

View PostOsaka, on Jun 16 2009, 01:11 PM, said:

View PostStraxton, on Jun 16 2009, 04:53 AM, said:

View PostOsaka, on Jun 15 2009, 05:57 AM, said:

Being cruel to animals is the sign of a sociopath.

However, making fun of animal cruelty is the sign of a humor sociopath.

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IT'S MENSTRUTACULAR!


The curse and spectacular should never be used in the same sentence let alone word, thats not a sign of psychopathy its a sign of non compos mentis.
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#14 Posted 16 June 2009 - 10:30 AM

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#15 Posted 18 November 2009 - 10:16 AM

Man walks into a bar, Owch! Hahaha.
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#16 Posted 08 January 2011 - 04:47 AM

Wow you are extermely evil.


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#17 Posted 03 September 2011 - 12:21 AM


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