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Waiter, there's a penis in my cream cheese.

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#1 Posted 12 June 2009 - 01:09 PM

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/Sha...rrent=11003.jpg

So there i was, eating a bagel a couple days ago...when i see THIS in my damn cream cheese.

I knew I should probably snag a picture before I err...downed that sucker. XD

enjoy.

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#2 Posted 12 June 2009 - 03:48 PM

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"This name contains too many periods." I don't think that's biologically possible.


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#3 Posted 12 June 2009 - 03:58 PM

did you expect an actual penis?

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#4 Posted 12 June 2009 - 04:24 PM

That doesn't look very much like a penis at all. Actually, I think this is just your subconscious wishing there was a penis in your cream cheese.
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OMG YOU GUISE ARE DICKS STOP MOVING MY NARUTO SPOILERS OUT OF INTELLIGENT DISCUSSIONS IT'S IMPORRRTANNNNTTTT


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#5 Posted 12 June 2009 - 05:15 PM

:facepalm: you wish!
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#6 Posted 12 June 2009 - 05:40 PM

I'm not going to question why would you take picture of THAT, eat THAT, and even think about something so wrong so vividly, that you made an image of something like THAT in your cream cheese.
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#7 Posted 12 June 2009 - 05:58 PM

View PostMiss Ninja, on Jun 12 2009, 04:24 PM, said:

That doesn't look very much like a penis at all. Actually, I think this is just your subconscious wishing there was a penis in your cream cheese.

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#8 Posted 12 June 2009 - 06:06 PM

If that is what you think a healthy normal penis looks like, I would advise you to go see a doctor. Ether a Urologist or Neurosurgeon, depending on whether you compared it or just thought it.
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#9 Posted 13 June 2009 - 04:30 PM

View PostTokugawa_Ronin, on Jun 12 2009, 07:09 PM, said:

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/Sha...rrent=11003.jpg

I knew I should probably snag a picture before I err...downed that sucker. XD

enjoy.


I should note the bolded phrase and say that there are many things that I could think of that pretains to the meaning of it.

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That is one of them.
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#10 Posted 13 June 2009 - 05:22 PM

View PostXero, on Jun 13 2009, 10:30 PM, said:

View PostTokugawa_Ronin, on Jun 12 2009, 07:09 PM, said:

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/Sha...rrent=11003.jpg

I knew I should probably snag a picture before I err...downed that sucker. XD

enjoy.


I should note the bolded phrase and say that there are many things that I could think of that pretains to the meaning of it.

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That is one of them.


I'd say that was more upping than downing.
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"This name contains too many periods." I don't think that's biologically possible.


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#11 Posted 13 June 2009 - 05:44 PM

ZING!
No one remixes like Gaston
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#12 Posted 14 June 2009 - 06:57 PM

I intentionally placed that phrase there, children.

and I did not make the shape, it was there when i opened it.

Also, I was referring to the cartoony type penis...but whatever...I was amused.

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#13 Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:50 PM

What kind of cartoons did you watch as a kid?
No one remixes like Gaston
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#14 Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:52 PM

Someone fantasizes a little to much about penises and white creamy stuff.
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#15 Posted 18 November 2009 - 10:15 AM

Man walks into a bar, Owch! Hahaha.
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#16 Posted 08 January 2011 - 04:46 AM

I knew it, jewel slurping machine.


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#17 Posted 03 September 2011 - 12:22 AM


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