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#1 Posted 15 April 2009 - 12:09 AM

Okay, so this is going to be the longest thread evar on TKK, longer than the photo album and other such ridiculously long topics.

Ready, go.

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Cypher, on Jan 13 2010, 07:26 PM, said:

OMG YOU GUISE ARE DICKS STOP MOVING MY NARUTO SPOILERS OUT OF INTELLIGENT DISCUSSIONS IT'S IMPORRRTANNNNTTTT

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#41 Posted 17 April 2009 - 07:14 AM

Does anyone have a time machine? I want to go to June and steal Prototype from myself, so I can comeback and play it already. I want.

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#42 Posted 17 April 2009 - 07:22 AM

Osaka said:

racially insensitive

What, now?

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#43 Posted 17 April 2009 - 07:36 AM

if a person of african descent was to see that picture they would be deeply offended

Toasty said:

"This name contains too many periods." I don't think that's biologically possible.

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#44 Posted 17 April 2009 - 07:47 AM

Every main FF game has exactly one black semi important character, no more no less.

Final Fantasy - Black Mage
Final Fantasy II - Leon
Final Fantasy III - Xande
Final Fantasy IV - Zemus
Final Fantasy V - Exdeath
Final Fantasy VI - Shadow
Final Fantasy VII - Barret
Final Fantasy VIII - Kiros
Final Fantasy IX - Vivi
Final Fantasy X - One of the Aurochs
Final Fantasy XI - Shadow Lord
Final Fantasy XII - Fran
Final Fantasy XIII - Sahz

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#45 Posted 17 April 2009 - 07:53 AM

D'awww, come on. Mr Popo's not THAT racist.

He has pointy ears! He's obviously not a human! =D

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#46 Posted 17 April 2009 - 08:40 AM

AngelousWang said:

I predict this thread will fail if it ends up going in the OMMBSTRAXANDNINJAAREFUCKING direction.

which is generally the fate of 1/3 of threads on TKK...mostly the ones who get to page 3.

P.S. Popo's awesome!

I thikn it's even mroe racist for them to have changed Jynx's skin from black TO purple... 'round here, one of the big insults to black people who happen to be really really ridiculously dark skinned is to call them purple.

one kid got called "The color purple" "Deep Purple" and "One eyed one horned flying purple people/penis eater"

it was horrible.

not to mention that I accidentally started the name calling by calling him depp purple once.

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#47 Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:42 AM

AngelousWang said:

Vivi is a black mage, not black, and Fran isn't even human.

^Beebs is pretty cool, I guess.^

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#48 Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:55 AM

Sophos said:

AngelousWang said:

Vivi is a black mage, not black, and Fran isn't even human.

Technically no characters in any final fantasy are human, even FFXI call's them Humes.

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#49 Posted 17 April 2009 - 01:46 PM

AngelousWang said:

Sophos said:

AngelousWang said:

Vivi is a black mage, not black, and Fran isn't even human.

Technically no characters in any final fantasy are human, even FFXI call's them Humes.

Fine, if you want to split hairs. It still means neither Vivi or Fran have an applicable race, since we can't see Vivi's face and Fran is part of a species that only has one race.

^Beebs is pretty cool, I guess.^

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#50 Posted 17 April 2009 - 02:08 PM

Sophos said:

AngelousWang said:

Sophos said:

AngelousWang said:

Vivi is a black mage, not black, and Fran isn't even human.

Technically no characters in any final fantasy are human, even FFXI call's them Humes.

Fine, if you want to split hairs. It still means neither Vivi or Fran have an applicable race, since we can't see Vivi's face and Fran is part of a species that only has one race.

What now? Vivi face is pitch black with 2 yellow eyes, that's no concealment his head is basically a completely black ball. Did you not get as far in the Puppet mages factory?

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#51 Posted 17 April 2009 - 02:34 PM

Man, FFIX was the best FF game of all time.

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"This name contains too many periods." I don't think that's biologically possible.

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#52 Posted 17 April 2009 - 03:48 PM

Osaka said:

Man, FFIX was the best FF game of all time.

WRONG. But good try. That belongs to FFVI.

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#53 Posted 17 April 2009 - 04:01 PM

homad
from urbandictionary.com

Quite simply, an on-the-go, constantly moving from town to town, easily exploitable slut. This combines the slang term "ho" (prostitute) with the word "nomad" (one who's always traveling and never settles permanently). A homad usually exhibits trashy, attention-craving, stripper-like characteristics. While being attractive in a "big flashing red arrow pointed towards my snatch" kind of way, they will usually have a background filled with physical abuse, sexual abuse, and "daddy issues" in general, all of which could be one in the same. This starts the self destructive lifestyle of moving from town to town, living for free with men who fuck them for rent, and the slow erosion of anything good or pure about them. Such, is the homad.
My friend and his girlfreind, who'd been together for two years, both worked at WalMart. A random "homad" got a job there too. She displayed all of the standard homadic traits, and when she saw that my buddy already had a girlfriend, she struck! Her lack of roots and self-worth led her to send my friend pictures of her titties and offered for him to do anything he wanted to her. When my friend's girlfriend found out, they broke up. Meanwhile, the homad met some guy at a bar, had sex with him, and they moved to Reno the next day. TEXTBOOK HOMAD!

NOTE: this is NOT why i chose this name
its supposed to be a combination of two names
people names, not "Ho" and "nomad"

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#54 Posted 17 April 2009 - 04:03 PM

King_Koopa said:

Osaka said:

Man, FFIX was the best FF game of all time.

WRONG. But good try. That belongs to FFVI.

To be fair I haven't played that one all the way through.

Also Homad, you're not helping your cause any. At all.

Toasty said:

"This name contains too many periods." I don't think that's biologically possible.

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#55 Posted 17 April 2009 - 04:09 PM

Oh. A hoe nomad. That's kind of clever.

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#56 Posted 17 April 2009 - 04:37 PM

AngelousWang said:

Sophos said:

AngelousWang said:

Sophos said:

AngelousWang said:

Vivi is a black mage, not black, and Fran isn't even human.

Technically no characters in any final fantasy are human, even FFXI call's them Humes.

Fine, if you want to split hairs. It still means neither Vivi or Fran have an applicable race, since we can't see Vivi's face and Fran is part of a species that only has one race.

What now? Vivi face is pitch black with 2 yellow eyes, that's no concealment his head is basically a completely black ball. Did you not get as far in the Puppet mages factory?

To be honest I never played the game. I haven't really played many of the FF games, except some of the earlier ones via emulator and a little bit of VII, X, and XII. I expect XIII to be the only one I ever finish.

^Beebs is pretty cool, I guess.^

Respect lists aren't my style.
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