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The Official TKK Quote Topic

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#1 Posted 15 September 2007 - 09:03 PM

Okay, Shadowman started a thread like this (seen here), which quickly degenerated into squabbling over what should be in it. Basically, this thread should be used to post funny/profound/witty quotes made by your fellow members. Quotes made in AIM, PM, the Official TKK Chatroom, or anywhere else ARE allowed, but no quotes from TV, movies, music, etc. I know there are cool quotes from other sources, but this should be a place where we can showcase the cool things members have said, and I don't want those swamped out by other sources.

Please no spamming the thread--keep it quotes only!

To start things off, I'll post this quote from the last Official TKK Quote Thread:

Obbs said:

jeez, shorty, get the sand out of your vagina

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#21 Posted 03 November 2007 - 11:45 PM

Sophos said:

A mute elf, an emo kid, a geriatric, and a geometric shape. Such is the culture I grew up on.

In response to hearing of the GameFAQs Character Battle finalists (Link, Cloud, Solid Snake, and L-Block).

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#22 Posted 04 November 2007 - 11:45 PM

Sophos said:

Tima/Ame/VB/Whatever said:

I'm sorry, but the I-block beats the L-block hands down. I mean, with an I-block, you can get a Tetris (4 rows at a time). With an L, you can only get 3. Who is superior here?

L, because it's all out there with calling you a loser every time it appears. Its imagery kicks ass.

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#23 Posted 11 November 2007 - 04:31 PM

From the Best Guitarist topic:

Osaka said:

When judgement day comes Jesus will challenge Satan to a shred-off

I called it

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#24 Posted 14 November 2007 - 06:32 PM

Angel said:

Shadowman said:

I thought you didnt HAVE a penis...oh wait, you DO but AT has it, right? or is it just your nuts?

Don't go around telling other people what to do with other peoples nuts, Mr I-Have-AT's-Nuts-In-Clamps <_<

xD!

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#25 Posted 01 January 2008 - 09:50 PM

Obbs said:

Thinking back. This was probably my best and worst year ever.

^I like that.

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#26 Posted 12 January 2008 - 05:40 PM

From S_U's zombie apocalypse topic:

Shadowman said:

hmmm
you know what's the weird thing about zombies tho?
they EAT brains, but they're stupid as hell...I guess brains arn't brainfood.

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#27 Posted 12 January 2008 - 09:59 PM

From my "Low Disk-Space" Topic...

Sir Shorty said:

You may have to give up on the porn man....I know, tough decision...

Cap said:

You might be right...

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#28 Posted 19 February 2008 - 05:20 PM

From Meggie's return topic.

Shadowman said:

You can have Hannah Montana when she turns 18, but I get to keep Miley Cyrus forever, that way I get the best of both worlds

Amen ^_^

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#29 Posted 19 February 2008 - 09:23 PM

Sophos said:

You'd have to be Buzz Lightyear to pay for it, though. Being Miley Cyrus, any doctor will charge you to infinity and fucking beyond.

same topic as above
i rolfd

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#30 Posted 30 March 2008 - 08:14 PM

I'm not sure this is a quote, but I thought this was pretty funny and I didn't know where to put this.

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"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the
husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.
"No, of course not, dear" said the husband.
"Don't you like being married?" said the wife.
"Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife
after a long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let
her wear my old clothes?
"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down
the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I
suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's
left-handed..."

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#31 Posted 25 April 2009 - 09:55 AM

AwakEVE said:

Sir Shorty said:

This topic was pretty funny. I think I laughed most at Becky's post.

"I have a pair of pajama pants with a hole in them for the penis I don't have."

That was fucking hilarious.

Oh, and for me? I don't wear underwear. Freeeeeeeeeee baaaaaallllllllllllin!

Yeah, it's all fun and games until you have to run *slap, slap, slap*

Both posts are win...

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#32 Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:42 AM

AwakEVE, on Sep 16 2007, 09:01 PM, said:

This one will only make sense for the oldies.

Shadows said:

Yeah, life's funny like that

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#33 Posted 23 May 2010 - 03:47 AM

Why did we let this awesome topic die?

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Big McLargehuge : (Today, 03:43 AM) So basically, I translated your statement as "More like completely annihilate it with your perfectly chiseled and explosively manly rockhard abs that sweat nitroglycerin."
Big McLargehuge : (Today, 03:42 AM) And if by cushion you mean completely annihilate.
Big McLargehuge : (Today, 03:42 AM) And if by soft you mean perfectly chiseled.
Big McLargehuge : (Today, 03:41 AM) And if by supple you mean explosively manly.
Big McLargehuge : (Today, 03:40 AM) If by baby skin you mean rockhard abs that sweat nitroglycerin.
KingdomKey_Sora : (Today, 03:38 AM) more like cushion it with you soft and supple baby skin
Big McLargehuge : (Today, 03:38 AM) I would have crushed it with my pecs. Had I only been there.
KingdomKey_Sora : (Today, 03:37 AM) I seriously got hysterical, my uncle was going to use my shoe to killed it but freaked even more and yelled at him
Miss Ninja : (Today, 03:37 AM) I would have cried
Miss Ninja : (Today, 03:37 AM) O.O
KingdomKey_Sora : (Today, 03:37 AM) I went to the bathroom and there was a huge spider on the wall.. I freaked and went to the living in fetal position while my uncle killed it

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