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The Official TKK Quote Topic

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#1 Posted 15 September 2007 - 09:03 PM

Okay, Shadowman started a thread like this (seen here), which quickly degenerated into squabbling over what should be in it. Basically, this thread should be used to post funny/profound/witty quotes made by your fellow members. Quotes made in AIM, PM, the Official TKK Chatroom, or anywhere else ARE allowed, but no quotes from TV, movies, music, etc. I know there are cool quotes from other sources, but this should be a place where we can showcase the cool things members have said, and I don't want those swamped out by other sources.

Please no spamming the thread--keep it quotes only!

To start things off, I'll post this quote from the last Official TKK Quote Thread:

Obbs said:

jeez, shorty, get the sand out of your vagina

"Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement. Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne." --Kurt Vonnegut, "Breakfast of Champions"

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#2 Posted 16 September 2007 - 01:41 PM

Tima said:

Hey, do you think angels ever go fishing for humans?

Strax, on replying,, said:

Maybe that's what alien abductions actually are. o___o

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#3 Posted 16 September 2007 - 03:01 PM

This one will only make sense for the oldies.

Shadows said:

Yeah, life's funny like that

Come back to us Shadows!

mew ichigo : (07 November 2010 - 06:42 PM) Ummm I'm already transferring, I hated my sorority so I quit and now I'm going home every weekend :(
mew ichigo : (07 November 2010 - 06:43 PM) I've got lots of time for tkk :awesome:
Sophos : (07 November 2010 - 06:50 PM) That's sucks and then also good.
Sophos : (07 November 2010 - 06:50 PM) Where are you transferring to?
Ashura : (07 November 2010 - 06:54 PM) Well, as a karate expert I think going back home every weekend would do you some good.
Sophos : (07 November 2010 - 06:54 PM) The hell does that have to do with karate?
Sophos : (07 November 2010 - 06:55 PM) And since when did you become an expert?

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#4 Posted 16 September 2007 - 03:36 PM

Obbs said:

King_Koopa said:

Obbs said:

King_Koopa said:

Wow...just...wow.

What did you step on a scale?

No, I just got out of bed with your mom...wow...what a ride

hahahaha. nice.

Behalten Sie es in Ihrer Hose.

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#5 Posted 19 September 2007 - 03:43 AM

nysha said:

so sorry, i'll have to decline nanana

LMAO, she said it was a smiley, but I don't care, I got nanana'd and for some reason I find that very hilarious, lol.

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#6 Posted 24 September 2007 - 03:58 PM

King_Koopa said:

Sophos said:

While I like movies, I'm not usually that excited to jump on them. What I do if I want to watch them, is I go on a Sunday at like, 11 AM. I get cheap tickets, and often I'm like, alone with my friend in the theater. We saw Balls of Fury (Yeah, not reccomendable) and we were completely alone. We could be as rowdy as we fucking wanted, and it was awesome.

Soph got "Rowdy" in a movie about balls with his friend :wink: ....kidding

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#7 Posted 27 September 2007 - 06:18 PM

Osaka said:

Toasty! said:

Ookami said:

Holy shit, I remember you~~! You probaly don't remember me, but whatev xD;

Welcome back~! *Gives a ton of cake* xDDDDDDDD

The cake will go straight to mah thighs. D:

Not if I get there first!

*Punishes self*

What makes it all the sweeter: Osaka didn't even mean it in the context any normal human being would of taken it in.

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#8 Posted 29 September 2007 - 12:40 AM

Ookami said:

Miss Ninja said:

Straxton said:

...Hmm, I wonder if this year there'll be an award for most developed introduction to the forum...

Anyways, welcome to the forum, Pellucid! I'm TKK's official raging sex god, so you know what I'm here for. ;D

... Just kidding. Have fun while you're here. Don't spam (too much), don't get (that far) off-topic, all that fun stuff..

You're not kidding, silly. All the women want you. <___<

Except me. I'd sooner shoot myself than want him.

For once, I could say something half-way insulting without getting my ass kicked xD;

Evil_Mage_Ra said:

Sophos said:

Really? So the fact that he's the King of your mom doesn't bother you at all?

When did I say that? If we don't stop him now, soon he'll be king of all our moms!

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#9 Posted 01 October 2007 - 08:17 PM

Evil_Mage_Ra said:

Tima/Ame/VB/Whatever said:

Ikaika2884 said:

My dad is dead to me... Does that count? LoL

...Not at all...

....But we'll keep your application in the system in case we run up against the "King of 'Your Dad' Jokes". Thank you for your interest in our organization!

X fuckin D

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#10 Posted 02 October 2007 - 04:28 PM

King_Koopa said:

Samurai_Unknown™ said:

"Shh! Don't fight it. I am Solid, and so is my snake." :lol:

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#11 Posted 03 October 2007 - 06:12 PM

This killed me when I saw it xD

Emerald Strife said:

This may just be a brainfart on my part...but what do you mean by "homepage?"

is there a regular site associated with the forum? linkage?

I am gonna be so freaking embarrassed if I find out there's a parent site for this forum or something...

thanks

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#12 Posted 03 October 2007 - 09:40 PM

Tima/Ame/VB/Whatever said:

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While the researchers relied on artificial insemination, they said that genetic engineering could also produce transparent and even illuminating frogs.

Glow-in-the-dark frogs! Mommy, can I get one, canIcanIcanIPUHLEEEZ?!

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#13 Posted 07 October 2007 - 11:17 AM

Sophos [about Nosra said:

]I'm thinking Seifer's cameo in KHII, because calling Acrisius/Julian Advent Pete is equally, if not more of a stupid thing to say than "We totally owned you lamers."

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#14 Posted 07 October 2007 - 08:53 PM

isn't what Seifer said like...totally and oxymoron?

anyway, this made me lol

Sophos said:

He's got the intelligence.

He's al
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#15 Posted 12 October 2007 - 08:59 AM

mew ichigo said:

Sir Shorty said:

And actually, last night, I was a bit hot in my bed.

You sure were. ;D

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#16 Posted 12 October 2007 - 08:59 PM

Angel said:

Sophos said:

Sir Shorty said:

mew ichigo said:

Sir Shorty said:

And actually, last night, I was a bit hot in my bed.

You sure were. ;D

Would I be gay if I blushed? :oops:

Mew's a woman. Quite a woman, indeed. :wink:

Hardly your type of person then aye?

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#17 Posted 20 October 2007 - 11:47 PM

Evil_Mage_Ra said:

ShadowSephiroth said:

I think she just ruined Dumbledore for me. I don't even want to think on this muther fucking old dude and Harry in the same office anymore.

That's a little contradictory, don't you think? I mean, if he fucked mothers, he wouldn't be gay, would he?

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#18 Posted 21 October 2007 - 02:51 PM

After Osaka returned from China and reported he had a new "love interest".

Tima/Ame/VB/Whatever said:

...Love interest?

You didnt have a romp in the rice while in China, did you? No more illegitimate Chinese babies! Their government kill enough of them as it is!

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#19 Posted 23 October 2007 - 12:15 AM

Ikaika2884 said:

Shadowman said:

Obbs said:

Samurai_Unknown™ said:

Can't wait to see you back, man. You're my boy, fuck them haters. 8)

Ditto

yeah well pikachu!
SS...or SC?..I like SS better
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The Church of Shadowman....yeah...i like teh sond of that

Wait a minute... SS is going to mate and then come back to the forum? Ummm I think that we should probably call like the government or something and alert them for that possible scenario... Frankly... I'm frieghtened... *shudders*

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